HP Podfic Mini Fest

Title: Touching Those Petals And Asking For Their Name
Author/Reader: elisedonut
Pairing: Sirius/Percy
Rating: T
Length: 4m
Summary: Sirius hates being at Grimmauld Place. Drowning himself in alcohol and avoiding thinking about it too much by roaming around the house.

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Title: What I thought
Author: bafflinghaze
Reader: sweatersinthesummer
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: E
Length: 50m
Summary: Draco thought they were in a relationship. Harry thought it was just sex.

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Title: I Fall On Grass
Author: tackytigerfic
Reader: lastontheboat
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: T
Length: 18m
Summary: Harry loves his garden, and he loves his sons, and he also loves— Well, he definitely feels something for Draco, who is currently distractingly topless under a pear tree. The language of flowers isn’t much good when it comes to big declarations, though; Harry needs to find the words to tell Draco just exactly what he’s been feeling all these years.

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Title: The Morning Doesn't Reach Us
Author: jennandblitz
Reader: itsaash
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: M
Length: 4 hours
Summary: Pureblood scion Sirius Black, raised and educated at home as all
good Purebloods are, stumbles upon a wizarding nightclub called
Destination. He’s never seen anything like what he sees that night at the
club, and it turns his whole life upside down, in the best possible way.

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Title: Killing and Other Mundane Activities
Author: venom0usbarbie
Reader: bluestringpudding
Pairing: Hermione/Bellatrix
Rating: E
Length: 57m
Summary: You marry men to kill them. Every woman should know that, according to Bellatrix Lestrange.
It’s too bad pesky private investigator Hermione Granger doesn’t understand that.
It’s too bad she seems determined to find out why Bellatrix’s husbands all drop like flies.
It’s too bad she’s invested in tracking her down and making her pay for her crimes.
Or is it?

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Title: Lady BloodPure's Society Papers
Author: the-francakes
Reader: cailynwrites
Pairing: Neville/Pansy
Rating: E
Length: 1h 28m
Summary: No one could take their eyes off of a very unexpected couple on
the dance floor: Mister Neville Longbottom and Miss Pansy Parkinson. Years
ago, dancing with a Blood Traitor would define a woman as most unfit as a
Pureblood wife or even lady. Fortunately, the same standards do not hold
true… for the most part. Though, it was quite telling that the rest of Miss
Parkinson’s dance partners were chosen by her mother. While Mister
Longbottom certainly has grown up, he is not fit for Pureblood Society. He
wasn’t even wearing gloves!

- Lady BloodPure's Society Papers, May 5

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Title: Oliver Wood Is Still Mad 'Cause There’s No Quidditch In 1994
Authors/Readers: Eleanor_Elizabeth & micha-making-podfics & bluedreaming & wilfriede
Characters: Percy Weasley, Dudley Dursley, Remus Lupin
Rating: G
Length: 6m51s
Summary: In which Percy, Lupin, and Dudley travel back in time from when Lupin dies* to the summer of first year, pre-Hogwarts.
*assuming Fred dies before Lupin in the Second Wizarding War

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Title: Invitation
Author: stargazing-enby
Reader: wilfriede
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Rating: M
Length: 56s
Summary: Of how they go from “fuck you” to “fuck me”.

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Title: In A Smile
Author: BleepBloopBotz
Reader: wilfriede
Pairing: Bartemius Crouch Jr.’s Mother/Hepzibah Smith
Rating: T
Length: 2m12s
Summary: Lorelai has spent far too long being the wonderful wife…

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